Comedy Sher-o-Shairi

 


DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:
        



         Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....   
         Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
         Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
       
         Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
         Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
         Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
       
         Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
         Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
         Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
       
         Door se dekha to sher tha
         Door se dekha to sher tha
         Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
               


        LITTLE SENSE SERIES:


 

         Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
         Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
         aur khuda tumse puche....
         'Abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
       
       
         Mat pee sharab Galib masjid mein baith kar
         Ek hi to botal hai, kisi ne chhin le, to ?
         Ja, ghar ja...(wah wah)
       
       
       
       
                jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi
                jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
                dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
               bijali (electric) ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
      
       
                Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
                badi joshh ke sath !
                Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
                badi shhor ke sath !
                Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
                Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
       
                Hein Chaand Tu Is Tarah
                Itrakar Na Dekh,
                Humne Bhi Kayee Chand Dekhen Hein
                Tummhe To kuch Daag Hein,
                Humne To BeDaag Dekhen Hein.
       
                Mein Labve Shikvan Ko Seen Letan Hoon,
                Chand Ghariyaan Yuhi Jee Leta Hoon,
                Magar Jise Samjoo Dost Ka Haath
               Uss Hath Se Zeher Bhi Pee Leta Hoon.
       
       
                Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
               Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
                Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein PaayeJatte Hein.
      
               Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
               Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
               Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
                Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze  Ke Peeche.
       
                Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin
                Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin
                Itne Zulm Seh Chuke Hoon, Unme Ek Zulm Aur Sahi.


        


         PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :



         Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
         tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
         kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
       
       
         Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
         Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye...
       
         Woh chham chham karke aayee
         Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
        Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
        Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee...
      
         Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

         Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the

         Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah)...
       


         TOTAL NONSENSE  SERIES :


 Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
 Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
       
         Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
         Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
         So? What's the big deal?
       
         Dharti so rahi hai,
         Aasman so raha hai
         Dharti so rahi hai,
         Aasman so raha hai
         Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
       
         Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
         Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
         Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
       
         Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
         Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
         Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
         ( trihathar is on leave )
       
       
         Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
         Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........

         Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
       
         kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
         kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
         ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
       
         Gum woh cheez hai.....
         Gum woh cheez hai.....
        Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,
         For example Fevicol (wah wah)
      



AD SERIES  :



         Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
         Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
         Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
       
         Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
         Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
         Melody khao khud jaan jao...
       
         Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
         Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
         Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
       
         Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
         Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
         Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)
       
       
         Aur, end mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:
       
         Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.....
         Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.....
         La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)
       
        Tumne mere man se khela
         Tumne mere tan se khela
         Tumne mere dhan se khela
         Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!
       
       
         kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
         kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
         chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
       
         jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
         jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
         magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....
       
     

        Enjoy the following:
     
        ladka bola :
        kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
        bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
        Ladki boli:
        Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
        kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
      
        Irshaad.....Irshaad..............
      
      
        Ladki boli:
       Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
       Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
     
       Ladka bola :
        Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
        Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
      
      
        Irshaad....Irshaad..................

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